Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Dear Spring...









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Dear Spring,

It's almost the end of September... so where the eff are you?

I hate to throw a Veruca Salt style hissy fit but all this physio and back ache and general wooziness is not cool and frankly I think you owe it to me and every freezing cold Melbournian out there to shave off that beard and get out from under that mouldy rock you've been hibernating under. Give us some friggen ice-cream eating sunshiny weather why don't ya?

Also all this cloud is confusing the flowers and it's not like I've got time to go around putting gloves, parkas, and beanies on every Aquilegia, Anemone, Poppy, Daffodil etc in Melbourne.

Thanks to you I've been forced to post these stunning videos from Quay (a restaurant located in Melbourne's rival city Si Da Knee) b/c they remind me of when you (Spring) actually gave a shit about us Vitamin D deficient Melbournians and let the flowers bask in all your glory and bloom in peace.

So stop watching re-runs of 30 Rock and Flight of the Conchords (I'll take those DVDs thankyouverymuch), pick that spinach out of your teeth, and give us all a sunny high bloody five at the grand finals this weekend.

Because If you don't... I. WILL. CUT. YOU.

kthanks.

xoElly

P.S. And when I say sunshine I mean a whole day of proper nice sunshine. Not 30 seconds of sunshine followed by 60 minute periods of depressing impending doom Melbournian cloudiness, freezing wind, and 'should I or shouldn't I put my umbrella up' mildly inconvenient spitting rain immediately followed by very inconvenient 'holy crap I knew I should've brought my umbrella' torrential rain.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Twaddle...

@eleanoryap

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Just a quick note to say... I'm on twitter!

*Edit: Oh and if the Pies win I owe my two little cousins one huge batch of homemade choc chip cookies so... C'ARN THE SAINTS FOR THIS W/E's EPIC GRAND FINAL.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

What's My Line Signatures...

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Gene Kelly

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Julie Andrews

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Paul Newman
Paul Newman (written by Joanne) and Joanne Woodward (written by Paul)

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Bette Davis

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Barbra Streisand

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Elizabeth Taylor

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Jimmy Stewart

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Yul Brynner

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Fred Astaire

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Jimmy Cagney

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Frank Lloyd Wright

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Eleanor Roosevelt

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Lauren Bacall

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Ava Gardner

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Deborah Kerr

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Greer Garson

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Joan Fontaine

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Alfred Hitchcock

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James Garner

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Henry Fonda

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Jayne Mansfield

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Jean Simmons

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Steve McQueen

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Louis Armstrong

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Julie Andrews

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Gary Cooper

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Frank Sinatra

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Grace Kelly

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Doris Day

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Jack Lemmon

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Ginger Rogers

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Sophia Loren

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Debbie Reynolds

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Buster Keaton

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Lucille Ball

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Carol Burnett

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Anne Miller

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Joan Crawford

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Sal Mineo

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Myrna Loy

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Eva Marie Saint

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Olivia de Havilland

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Gloria Swanson

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Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein

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Yves Saint Laurent

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William Holden

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Tony Curtis

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The Supremes

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Seiji Ozawa

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Sammy Davis Jr.

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Salvador Dali

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Robert Mitchum

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Noel Coward

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Nat King Cole

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Lena Horne

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Judy Garland

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Jerry Lewis

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James Mason

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Hayley Mills

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Ginger Rogers

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Ethel Merman

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Errol Flynn

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Eartha Kitt

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Dudley Moore, Peter Cook, Alan Bennett, Jonathan Miller

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Bing Crosby (actually signed by Bob Hope)

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Joe Yale Jr. (Mickey Rooney)

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Mr. and Mrs. John Smith (Groucho Marx)

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And last but not least Woody Allen.

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Signatures from 'What's My Line'.

Who are your favourites?